My Girlfriend

Here is my girlfriend's video reel. She's awesome. For my birthday she got me a cake, a cigar, a pizza, and a gift certificate to POWELL'S - City of books. I love her.


Get along little doggie (NEW TOON)

A new cartoon. It contains some strong language (the "B" word, ending it "itch"). If you like it donate to the cause of your own assimilation, or make your own toon by clicking MY CARTOON to the right (and then donate!).