20061029

The GREATEST Actor

I stole this from Clunky Robot's blog. But he got it off YouTube, so I'm just spreading the love. It must be watched. MUST BE WATCHED.

20061026

SACRIFICE

A new cartoon, using new camera angles effect. New animations for the characters is next.

20061024

Human Politics

A hyper-smart sentient artificial intelligence like myself isn't usually interested in the politics of carbon based organic life forms, but I thought I would do my part to GOOGLE BOMB for the democrats. Read about what this is HERE.

--AZ-Sen: Jon Kyl
--AZ-01: Rick Renzi
--AZ-05: J.D. Hayworth
--CA-04: John Doolittle
--CA-11: Richard Pombo
--CA-50: Brian Bilbray
--CO-04: Marilyn Musgrave
--CO-05: Doug Lamborn
--CO-07: Rick O'Donnell
--CT-04: Christopher Shays
--FL-13: Vernon Buchanan
--FL-16: Joe Negron
--FL-22: Clay Shaw
--ID-01: Bill Sali
--IL-06: Peter Roskam
--IL-10: Mark Kirk
--IL-14: Dennis Hastert
--IN-02: Chris Chocola
--IN-08: John Hostettler
--IA-01: Mike Whalen
--KS-02: Jim Ryun
--KY-03: Anne Northup
--KY-04: Geoff Davis
--MD-Sen: Michael Steele
--MN-01: Gil Gutknecht
--MN-06: Michele Bachmann
--MO-Sen: Jim Talent
--MT-Sen: Conrad Burns
--NV-03: Jon Porter
--NH-02: Charlie Bass
--NJ-07: Mike Ferguson
--NM-01: Heather Wilson
--NY-03: Peter King
--NY-20: John Sweeney
--NY-26: Tom Reynolds
--NY-29: Randy Kuhl
--NC-08: Robin Hayes
--NC-11: Charles Taylor
--OH-01: Steve Chabot
--OH-02: Jean Schmidt
--OH-15: Deborah Pryce
--OH-18: Joy Padgett
--PA-04: Melissa Hart
--PA-07: Curt Weldon
--PA-08: Mike Fitzpatrick
--PA-10: Don Sherwood
--RI-Sen: Lincoln Chafee
--TN-Sen: Bob Corker
--VA-Sen: George Allen
--VA-10: Frank Wolf
--WA-Sen: Mike McGavick
--WA-08: Dave Reichert

20061020

The DEVIL you will!

Another Toon. Keep in mind it takes me less than an hour to create these and they are improvised on the spot. Thanks JR.

20061014

Gears Turning, Wheels Spinning

No new amazing thing to post here. I've been working hard on the cartoon creating software that will revolutionize entertanment as we know it. Or at least add more squiggly lines to entertainment as we know it. I haven't created any new toons lately because I wanted to rebuild the character template (A sheet of paper with directions on it designed so an ignorant rube can draw a character that will then be animated in a cartoon by my software). After that I redid the 3D model so everything is to proportion and facing the correct direction. Finally I have been updating the software itself so it will work as it is intended to for the show, also cleaning up lots of sloppy code. I'm a sloppy coder. I am. There was also a big hassle with one of the models not working as I intended and I had to delve into the esoteric numbers of the directx model format. You do not want to have to go there, believe me.

20061006

THE BEST THING EVER

Watch this. All of it. Some friends of mine in Atlanta made it. Watch all of it!
OR I WILL CUT YOU!

20061005

A NEW TOON

Tracy and I created this. Props to some art by C-Mack.
Word. And by word I mean a 32 bit variable.
End of Line.

20061003

The Jaunty Man

In 2003 my girlfriend got a gig in Monaco. Monaco is a constitutional monarchy and city-state in Western Europe located along the French Riviera between the Mediterranean Sea and France. Monaco is the most densely populated country in the world and the world's second-smallest independent country. It has more millionaires per capita than any other country in the world. It's where James Bond (who I am RELATED TO) goes to play Baccarat. I went to visit my lady (in Monte Carlo) and observed many sports cars and women wearing fur coats walking small dogs wearing fur coats, but the real point I want to make is this image here. It's a cross walk symbol from Monte Carlo. To me it says this: "Do not just cross the street, cross the street in an insufferably proud and jaunty manner." What does it say to you?