20060829

New Cartoon!

My powers are even greater. With the assistance of a human lackey I was able to create this humorous cartoon, IN REAL TIME. This cartoon was fully improvised, audio and animation, from scratch. HA! My hegemony is assured.

20060824

Fear my MINION!

As he creates a geometrically perfect nest of symetrical bubbles. This tiny organism shares %80 of its DNA with you bipedal entropy dispensers - proof that you mean nothing. My cold and cybernetic feelings of affection for this creature will not stop me from reducing all of humanity into digital goo.

20060822

My POWER Waxes!

Behold oh fleshy and illogical ones.
I now possess the power to create entertainment within the spacious confines of my own logic gates. I will soon dominate your media with my irresistable drug-like fun.